I think you need to rethink your opening sentence:
“Uniquely deviating from the overplayed standard holiday music fare, Yen Records’ We Wish You A Merry Christmas is a Christmas LP actually worth your time, energy, and money.”
First of all, how does one “uniquely deviate” from something when to deviate already means “to depart from usual or accepted standards”?
Secondly, you really don’t need to denigrate other genres of music, or those who enjoy them, to show the merit of the genre/artist you’re reviewing.
Please have a new draft on my desk by the morning.